WOOFDRIVER Haters

Holy Shit! You think the fucking WooFDriver is breathing hard now you should hear him after a visit to the fucking smorgasbord! I mean that mother fucker needs life support, you know the paddles and shocker and I don’t mean a fucking doggy shock collar I mean the EMT ones to bring his fat ass back from sleep apnea after downing half a fucking cow! And that’s only after the main course I ain’t even fucking talking about desert! Ice cream, cherry fucking pie, donuts and hot chocolate like it’s a Hershey’s fucking chocolate factory! So if you ever hear the  WooFDriver breathing hard tell that Mother Fucker to MUSH ON!