WOOFDRIVER Haters

So you think the fucking WooFDriver is lazy? Well to tell you the truth that mother fucker makes a dead horse look active! I mean he sits around the fucking house all day slurping down coca fucking cola and eating gummy bears like their fucking edibles! He uses a fucking electric doggy door so his dogs can let themselves in and out as he fucking lays on the sofa binge watching reruns of Love Boat and Starsky and Hutch aspiring to be the next fucking Huggy Bear or Captain fucking Stubing! For his main event he watches the fucking Disney Movie Eight Below fantasizing his lazy ass could ever train a sled dog to MUSH! I mean shit when the fucking WooFDriver makes it outside to see the light of day he fucking uses electric to assist his dogs so they don’t have to pull and can learn to be as lazy as his fat ass on the fucking electric dog sled on wheels! So please tell that lazy mother fucker WooFDriver to MUSH THE FUCK ON!